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Calm Your Tits

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Calm Your Tits
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Product Overview

Ever find yourself in a tizzy? Well calm your tits with Calm Your Tits! This elegant and lightly scented spritz combines essential oils that are known to promote relaxation and calming while reducing anxiety, depression, and stress. Spritz on your pillow, in the air, or on your body and breathe in the soothing aroma.

Great for hot flashes, unwinding before bed, and any time you need to de-stress.

This product proudly contains 100% organic ingredients: Distilled Water, Witch Hazel Extract, Essential Oils of: Lavender, Cananga, Sweet Orange, Bergamot, Cedarwood, Clary Sage

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  • 5
    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “A lifesaver for both of us!”

    Posted by Annie Nomys Intelligenz on Jan 23rd 2025

    Before Calm Your Tits, our household was… intense. My partner’s hot flashes were like living with a fire-breathing dragon in a sauna—beautiful and fierce, but occasionally terrifying. Every time the thermostat wars began, I prepared myself for battle: “It’s hot!” “No, it’s freezing!” The struggle was real. Then we discovered this magical little bottle of calm-in-a-spray. One spritz of Calm Your Tits, and the fire-breathing turned into a cool, serene breeze. I swear I heard angels singing. My partner cooled down, I stopped tiptoeing around the thermostat, and peace was restored. Now, when the heat strikes, we both just reach for the spray, take a deep breath (it smells AMAZING, by the way), and laugh instead of fight. This stuff didn’t just save my partner—it saved our snack budget. Less arguing, more snacks. 10/10, will never let us run out. Thank you, Calm Your Tits, for turning hot flashes into hilarious memories instead of minor catastrophes. #CalmYourTits #HotFlashHero #SpritzAndChill #CascadiaRootsMagic #CrunchyMamas

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