Calm Your Tits Calming Spritz

Before Calm Your Tits, our household was… intense. My partner’s hot flashes were like living with a fire-breathing dragon in a sauna—beautiful and fierce, but occasionally terrifying. Every time the thermostat wars began, I prepared myself for battle: “It’s hot!” “No, it’s freezing!” The struggle was real. Then we discovered this magical little bottle of calm-in-a-spray. One spritz of Calm Your Tits, and the fire-breathing turned into a cool, serene breeze. I swear I heard angels singing. My partner cooled down, I stopped tiptoeing around the thermostat, and peace was restored. Now, when the heat strikes, we both just reach for the spray, take a deep breath (it smells AMAZING, by the way), and laugh instead of fight. This stuff didn’t just save my partner—it saved our snack budget. Less arguing, more snacks. 10/10, will never let us run out. Thank you, Calm Your Tits, for turning hot flashes into hilarious memories instead of minor catastrophes. #CalmYourTits #HotFlashHero #SpritzAndChill #CascadiaRootsMagic #CrunchyMamas